I have never actually checked out this site but I’ve been getting these emails from someone named Rory:

Hey Hey!

Today on VBS.tv we have the one and only Miranda July. In ways that only Miranda can do, she shows us the science behind how to make buttons.

Here’s a hint. You need beer bottle caps and swiss cheese.

How to make a button with Miranda July:

http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1454975012

Let me know what you think. Thanks for watching.

Rory

Okay, so it looks pretty neat-o. Now, Rory, I posted the video and linked to the site. When am I going to get start getting invited to those notorious Vice parties with the free booze, drugs, rock music and rampant naked mayhem? huh? that’s all I’m saying dagnabit.