RECESSION: THE ZOMBIE MOVIE: THE OTHER’S THIRD WAVE

cut and paste IM convo from lescinq after the jump.

oh. i see. but teachers?

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:24 PM

you think it will evenutlly be affected?

7:24 PM

 

yeah, i was surprised.

s.lumpkin

7:24 PM

its hard to say. its still growing. but since this shit is global i guess so.

7:24 PM

 

but not as hard. not nearly as hard.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:25 PM

i guess we’ll see.  i heard something today about people who are still maing money and still cutting back spending, they are contributing to the problem

s.lumpkin

7:25 PM

especially unm area, is all about student loan income.

7:25 PM

 

yes. on npr. i heard it too.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:26 PM

yeah

s.lumpkin

7:26 PM

i thought it was interesting that the press, just after that comment, talked about how they might be contributing to the problem, wreaking fear.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:26 PM

i couldnt rememebr npr or bloomberg

7:26 PM

 

listeed to both

s.lumpkin

7:27 PM

and both of them were like yea, KILL the messenger, but really ………

7:27 PM

 

it is not as if they are using sensational word likes like “CRISIS” over and over again.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:27 PM

lol

s.lumpkin

7:28 PM

they certainly contribute to the problem.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:28 PM

seriously!

s.lumpkin

7:28 PM

CRISIS CRISIS CRISIS!

7:29 PM

 

its like yelling fire in a small theatre.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:29 PM

stop, im so scared

7:29 PM

 

i hear ya!

s.lumpkin

7:30 PM

fuckers

7:31 PM

 

you should send them letters about your job offers in retail and tell them to stop being so fucking dramatic.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:31 PM

ya think i should start a revolution?

s.lumpkin

7:32 PM

not in a global economic crisis stupid!

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:32 PM

oh right right!

7:32 PM

 

CRISIS

s.lumpkin

7:32 PM

have a heart, eat some spam.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:33 PM

i just had chick peas!

7:33 PM

 

pretty close!

s.lumpkin

7:33 PM

that works.

7:34 PM

 

the story of two men talking was like yea and young people and women are really fucked.

7:34 PM

 

you know due to that pay disparity and single mother thing that already exists.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:34 PM

i missed that but of course, i agree!

s.lumpkin

7:36 PM

add queer and any other socio-politico subsectors that are institutionally less respected. whoa nelly!

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:36 PM

i am so fucked@

s.lumpkin

7:38 PM

i guess we’ll end up with a bunch of loafer wearing white boys and really light skinned black boys being all, ” im not really sure what all the hype is about,” “we cut back. and we’re fine.” “frugality goes a long way in business.”

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:39 PM

lol

7:39 PM

 

are you funny danger mouse

s.lumpkin

7:39 PM

maybe that would be a good feminist film.

7:39 PM

 

your funny.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:39 PM

lets do it!

s.lumpkin

7:39 PM

and queer and female and well just stupid done.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:39 PM

while aric is going thru school, we will make our film…

s.lumpkin

7:39 PM

where are my loafers!

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:40 PM

ll find mine!

s.lumpkin

7:40 PM

no we will make sales.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:40 PM

yeah yeah… i mean our side passion project

7:40 PM

 

our feminist film!

7:40 PM

 

i couldnt even pretend to do that!

7:40 PM

 

seriousoly!

s.lumpkin

7:40 PM

no sales, lescinq, sales.

7:41 PM

 

yea. i get it.

7:41 PM

 

i could visualizee it.

7:41 PM

 

it would be a zombie film,

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:41 PM

yes!!!!!

s.lumpkin

7:43 PM

an empty offfice where the corner office’s are filled with the loafer crew sqeezing in and playing put put golf. while th einnards of the office the cubicles are empty and drafty. but all the pictures of women with there children, family outings, maybe some art. remain.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:43 PM

i like it

s.lumpkin

7:45 PM

there will be pictures of black familys above adding machines, and pictures of the lower socio- economic family hanging out at a bbq with harleys and pictures of that more successful than other woman with all of her short hair friends on the the dianna shore golf course.

7:46 PM

 

all wafting in the draft while the boys putt in the corner offices.

7:46 PM

 

who will be the zombies though?

7:46 PM

 

oh i know.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:46 PM

those who wanted to retire?

7:47 PM

 

the baby boomers? but the young ones

s.lumpkin

7:48 PM

as the boys start to kill each other over what is a very competitive sales environment, hence recession, the dead ones turn into sexually harassing zombies with no to harass, so they make passes at the refridgerataor, coffee macine and adding machines.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:49 PM

ha ha

s.lumpkin

7:49 PM

maybe its a good snl skit.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:49 PM

surprised that they havent

7:49 PM

 

i dont watch it… have they?

s.lumpkin

7:50 PM

they are rich.

7:50 PM

 

why would they think of that.

7:51 PM

 

we’ll call it.

7:51 PM

 

RECESSION: CHALENGING ENTERTAINMAINT FOR EVERYONE

7:52 PM

 

or

7:53 PM

 

THE OFFICE: RECESSION PERIOD

7:53 PM

 

maybe the front desk lady will remain.

7:54 PM

 

she will just keep putting tampons in the bathroom as she has always done, and everyone used to be thankful.

7:54 PM

 

but now they just keep piling up.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:55 PM

where do you get this tuff?

7:55 PM

 

stuff

s.lumpkin

7:56 PM

she doesn’t stop, what used do be refilling the tampon basket, like a woman fluffing the pillow next to her that used to be her husbands.

7:57 PM

 

he didnt die though, the husband, he just married his secratary, which is why she had to become one, a secratary.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:57 PM

and lose her job?

s.lumpkin

7:57 PM

myt head ruffalo, its all in my head. and my experience working in a chrstian brokerage firm.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:58 PM

thats scary

s.lumpkin

7:58 PM

well you know drama

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:58 PM

i sure do

s.lumpkin

7:59 PM

ive been writing all about it, but now i think it will become a zombie story.

7:59 PM

 

im very excited.

Jennifer Ruffalo

7:59 PM

nice one! way to go lumpkin!

s.lumpkin

8:00 PM

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