we're so sorry
What are you sorry for?
The silly thing you said?
The mean thing you did?
Apologize to us.
Tell us how sorry, how truly, deeply sorry you are.
Whatever it is you want to confess, we are hear to listen.
Or lie to us.
Make up a fictional apology.
Apologize for the holocaust or the bombing of Hiroshima. Apologize for George W. Bush.
We are listening.
Go to www.proto-type.org/sorry to apologize, or send your apologies to firstname.lastname@example.org